Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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