I'm drive I can fine osifer
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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