So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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