i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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