So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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