He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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