There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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