I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think brook has ever known best
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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