Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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