IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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