i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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