So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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