I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Do you still have your period?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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