do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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