how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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