Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
