I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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