he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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