1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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