You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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