Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Randomize
