I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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