whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
