You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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