Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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