I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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