was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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