i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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