My sheets look like a crime scene.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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