Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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