come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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