I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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