do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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