She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Houston, we have a blender
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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