butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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