Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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