1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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