She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
