Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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