so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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