I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
