She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
fuck your aforementioned shoe
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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