yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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