just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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