remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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