Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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