let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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