Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
