come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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