And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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