I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
